Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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