I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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