Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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