hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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