So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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