Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
