The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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