I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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