we have officially lost it.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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