did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Randomize
