thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Randomize
