Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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