lets start a swedish sibling band together
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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