On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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