Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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