No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
my shit smells like andre
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Randomize
