she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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