no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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