I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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