I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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