i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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