You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
