Dude my mom stole all your condoms
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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