what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
