thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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