I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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