And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
