Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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