please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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