let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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