69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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