Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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