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So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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