It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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