And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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