You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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