i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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