I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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