We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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