My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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