i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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