You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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