i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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