she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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