Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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