Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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