so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
FUCK WHALES
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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