she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
did you just send me my own nude
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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