Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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