direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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