dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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