Can Purell be used as lube?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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