the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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