no, he came in my armpit
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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