I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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