Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
We need to rekindle our bromance
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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